unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

fatwink:

whatever mom *listens to what the hell by avril lavigne 1,000 times*

tastefullyoffensive:

Albert is going places. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Albert is going places. [x]

kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

latestfunnystuff:

Never give another man your Gatorade

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am
keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

keogdh:

im laughin so hard ill never grow up

mostbeautifulquotes:

The Most Beautiful Love Quotes

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh