mundanel0ve:

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mundanel0ve:

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zohbugg:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

cooldudebro:

the first rule of fight club

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

ejaculot:

when you get an A on a test you thought you failed

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD