pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

timelordanon:

timelordanon:

can you put brownie mix in a waffle iron

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I AM THE FUTURE

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

Via Distractify

Me: (bumps into something) says "ow"
Me: (drops something) says "ow"
Me: (hears loud noise) says "ow"
Me: (pencil breaks) says "ow"

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

tastefullyoffensive:

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed